Sandi Toksvig Quotes & Sayings

Sigh. Here's another fine woman that historians can't believe was real. Of course she was real. Not only is there a splendid Chinese poem called "The Ballad of Mulan", there is also n excellent cartoon by Disney. — Sandi Toksvig

I used to look at Jinks and marvel at her smooth complexion, but over the years I have come to realise that she has been spared wrinkles by virtue of never having succumbed to heavy thought. — Sandi Toksvig

Mary was a famous fairground attraction but she doesn't really count as she rather famously turned out to be a monkey. — Sandi Toksvig

I always wanted to open a delicatessen in Jerusalem and call it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'. — Sandi Toksvig

I like frogs. I am not crazy about their legs in a buffet, but I like their casual approach to life. — Sandi Toksvig