Ronnie Shakes Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 13 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Ronnie Shakes.
Famous Quotes By Ronnie Shakes
Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I said, "Honey, I don't get paid for sex." She said, "This is hush money." — Ronnie Shakes
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' — Ronnie Shakes
As a teenager I just wanted to fit in, just to be one of the boys. It was tough. I went to an all black school. I went so far as to have them print my negative in the yearbook. I think it was the black teeth that gave me away. — Ronnie Shakes
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say — Ronnie Shakes
One question on hospital admittance forms really gets me. "Sex: Male or Female?" Do I want to be in a hospital where they can't tell the difference? — Ronnie Shakes
I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me. — Ronnie Shakes
Where there's a will there's a dead person. — Ronnie Shakes
A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?' — Ronnie Shakes
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. — Ronnie Shakes
I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once! — Ronnie Shakes
I like life. It's something to do. — Ronnie Shakes