Roger Caras Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 16 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Roger Caras.
Famous Quotes By Roger Caras
Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes. — Roger Caras
I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener. — Roger Caras
It doesn't matter where you are in your own personal development, nor has it mattered where you have been culturally; dogs simply don't pass judgment on you the way all of the rest of life and all your other companions seem to. — Roger Caras
I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them. — Roger Caras
Two would actually do it- two magic words that could replace all the religions in the world- two wonderful words that embrace all the powers and all of the energy we need to survive with each other and with our planet and with all the world's living creatures- don't hurt. — Roger Caras
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. — Roger Caras
We derive immeasurable good, uncounted pleasures, enormous security, and many critical lessons about life by owning dogs. — Roger Caras
There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing. — Roger Caras
Try throwing a ball just once for a dog. It would be like eating only one peanut or potato chip. Try to ignore the importuning of a Golden Retriever who has brought you his tennis ball, the greatest treasure he possesses! — Roger Caras
Cats don't like change without their consent. — Roger Caras
We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats. — Roger Caras
It's our mortality that terrifies us, because what we're really seeking is immortality - that is, after all, a fool's errand. — Roger Caras
It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over. — Roger Caras
Who can go to a rodeo and then criticize the hunter? ... an expertly placed bullet would be the best gift a rodeo horse could receive. — Roger Caras
We are all pirates at heart. There is not one of us who hasn't had a little larceny in his soul. And which one of us wouldn't soar if God had thought there was merit in the idea? So, when we see one of those great widespread pirates soaring across the grain of sea winds we thrill, and we long, and, if we are honest, we curse that we must be men every day. Why not one day a bird! There's an idea, now, one day out of seven a pirate in the sky. What puny power a man can attain by comparison. Compare a 747 with a bird and blush! — Roger Caras