Robert Byrne Quotes & Sayings

Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one. — Robert Byrne

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours. — Robert Byrne

The purpose of life is life of a purpose. — Robert Byrne

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. — Robert Byrne

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. — Robert Byrne

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. — Robert Byrne

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. — Robert Byrne

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. — Robert Byrne

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. — Robert Byrne

The purpose of life is to have a life with purpose. — Robert Byrne

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. — Robert Byrne

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left. — Robert Byrne

Partying is such sweet sorrow. — Robert Byrne

To err is human, to purr feline. — Robert Byrne

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. — Robert Byrne

Getting caught is the mother of invention. — Robert Byrne

To err is human, to purr is feline. — Robert Byrne

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. — Robert Byrne

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. — Robert Byrne

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. — Robert Byrne