Rip Taylor Quotes & Sayings

Carrot Top ... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. — Rip Taylor

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly. — Rip Taylor

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip. — Rip Taylor

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. — Rip Taylor

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star! — Rip Taylor

Red Skelton ... I broke into tears when I met him. — Rip Taylor

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. — Rip Taylor

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better. — Rip Taylor