Rich Burlew Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 22 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Rich Burlew.
Famous Quotes By Rich Burlew

Let's see... "Advanced Flanking Theory", by U.R. Skrood. "Fighting on the Grid", by Minnie Churse. "Moving on Diagonals", by Wun and Ahaff. Ah ha! Here it is: "Attacks of Opportunity Explained", by Ben Dover and Taye Kitt. — Rich Burlew

Durkon: You're only saying that because you don't want the world to end.
Roy: Of course I'm only saying that because I don't want the world to end. This is not an otherwise common topic of conversation . — Rich Burlew

Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?
Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks. — Rich Burlew

Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen. — Rich Burlew

You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up. — Rich Burlew

You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much. — Rich Burlew

Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument. — Rich Burlew

I think I just had an evilgasm. — Rich Burlew

Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood. — Rich Burlew

Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies! — Rich Burlew

No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid. — Rich Burlew

thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating! — Rich Burlew

Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied. — Rich Burlew

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit. — Rich Burlew

You should have seen the look on your skull... — Rich Burlew

Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits... — Rich Burlew

You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my family. — Rich Burlew

It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn't know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic for nine years but never contacted me. — Rich Burlew

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve? — Rich Burlew

So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!! — Rich Burlew