Rachel Dratch Quotes & Sayings

I don't really consider myself an impressionist. — Rachel Dratch

I didn't originally intend on writing a book. I started writing during the day to feel like I was accomplishing something creative. — Rachel Dratch

When we were sprung fro the hos[ital, we waited at the elevator with two other couples, who seemed as dazed and clueless as we were. We were all being set free to care for the tiny creatures and just figure this out on our own. Looking at our faces, I wondered how the human race continues to survive. — Rachel Dratch

isn't telling a girl you just loooooove eating horsemeat one step away from saying you haven't lived 'til you've eaten puppy skewers? — Rachel Dratch

I'm definitely not up-to-date on the high-tech videogame world. — Rachel Dratch

The environmental agenda seems swept under the rug a lot, and environmentalists are looked at as tree-huggers who aren't dealing with the real issues when in fact someone needs to be keeping an eye on how we're treating the planet. When politicians bring up the environment, they're immediately labeled as being anti-business. But for the sake of the planet on which we live, we need to take the environment into account. — Rachel Dratch

Since I was little, it was instilled in me to conserve water. In terms of what can you do as an individual, it's an easy issue to get behind. — Rachel Dratch

When you're starting up a show, you don't really know what direction it's going to go. — Rachel Dratch

Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked. — Rachel Dratch

But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology. — Rachel Dratch

An improv team would have eight guys and one woman; that was still pretty standard. If you were a woman improviser, it was actually kind of an advantage because, if you were halfway decent, you'd get a lot more stage time. — Rachel Dratch

When I was a kid, I was super shy. — Rachel Dratch

I think for anyone - male or female - in improv, the biggest thing to get over is the fear. I think every improviser has that. — Rachel Dratch

And you know when I was growing up, I knew I wanted to have kids, but I knew I didn't want to do it alone. Then once I was 41, 42, I had to accept that I probably wouldn't have kids unless I decided to adopt later on, but even then it would be with a partner. — Rachel Dratch

I did some acting in high school, I knew I really liked it. — Rachel Dratch

When I was little, we used to have Atari. — Rachel Dratch

I did Second City, and Nia Vardalos also did Second City, so I knew her from there. — Rachel Dratch

The Yale group was doing the Harold. So by our senior year we were trying to do the Harold. Again, we had no idea what we were doing. We had one guy in the group who was pretty experimental; he would kind of push us to do weird things. It was really fun, a great experience. — Rachel Dratch

Well, I've claimed to have seen two ghosts in a hotel room. — Rachel Dratch

I never wanted to be that person who leaves 'SNL' and nothing happens. — Rachel Dratch

I started doing improv my sophomore year. — Rachel Dratch

In real life, I'm gorgeous, beautiful. — Rachel Dratch

I could see myself in some sort of pioneer bonnet, it's my childhood fantasy, but I think I look too Jewish for the prairie. — Rachel Dratch

I definitely don't want to do drama. I'm not looking to branch out into that world. — Rachel Dratch

I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny. — Rachel Dratch

The first time we put Debbie Downer on the show, I had a giggle fit that I couldn't control, and the whole cast ended up breaking so hard we could never quite recover. — Rachel Dratch

If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it. — Rachel Dratch

I have no wisdom to share on dating. — Rachel Dratch

I had always wanted to be on SNL, it's not always great, but it's this leftover childhood dream. — Rachel Dratch

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. — Rachel Dratch

I also didn't consider myself a huge baby person. — Rachel Dratch

Personally, I don't even read bummer news stories about the environment because it makes me feel helpless to fix anything and reminds me that the general population doesn't treat these issues as an important part of our political life. — Rachel Dratch

How did I think of that?" I wondered. I didn't feel like I had thought of it. It's a sort of flow that happens when you are completely in the moment and not getting in your own way. Not trying so hard, not planning ahead, just getting out of your own head and letting the magic happen. You could apply this to any activity, of course. You could apply it to life. — Rachel Dratch

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders. — Rachel Dratch

Everybody always asks about Jimmy Fallon. I'm sorry to say that he's very nice and there's not much bad to say about him. I don't know if he sucks at videogames or not. I don't think he plays them, but he could have this whole secret life I don't know about. — Rachel Dratch

I started doing improv in college, and I really liked it. — Rachel Dratch

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny. — Rachel Dratch

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy. — Rachel Dratch