R.S. Burnett Quotes & Sayings

For the second time in my life I walk away from Tucker not wondering if I'll ever see him again or wishing that I won't but wishing that when I do see him again he finally feels the same way that I do. — R.S. Burnett

Why don't you tell people what happened last night"
"You slept on the sofa!"
"And why is that?"
"Because you're ... incompetent — R.S. Burnett

Fine, I just wanted to feel like me again"
"Babe, you were naked"
"Yeah well it worked so get over it — R.S. Burnett

I only just met you, I can't lick you when I don't even know you — R.S. Burnett

I have never been with an ugly woman!" he argues.
"You've never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces either — R.S. Burnett

What would be your first thought if you woke up naked, next to me in bed?"
"Huh ... it's kind of warm considering hell has just frozen over — R.S. Burnett

Do you two have history?"
"We used to friends"
"Used to be?"
"When I left, I never wanted to see him again — R.S. Burnett

I need to breathe" I manage to get out, his hold on me loosens slightly.
"I need you — R.S. Burnett

I'm not going to let you walk out on me again."
"I'm not walking out on you Tucker. I'm walking out on us. — R.S. Burnett

So no I'm not perfect. I'm still as fucked up as I always was, the only difference is that now I'm happy with it. I accept it and make the best of it. — R.S. Burnett

Politeness never was one of your strong points"
"Bitch was always one of yours though — R.S. Burnett

Baby that's impossible, you can't give him something you don't have. That man who just walked out of this house, he's the one who has the majority of it. Chris, he only has the tiny pieces that were left behind when it got broken — R.S. Burnett

Did you know Kyle's back?"
"Yes, we saw him earlier, why my panties just dropped at the sight of him. I simply have to get him into my bed faster than a stripper looses her inhibitions. — R.S. Burnett

They're serious"
"Well I hope so, they are getting married — R.S. Burnett

I don't reply. Surely Tucker wouldn't bring someone back to a room knowing that I'll be in the bed too, first shot. He wouldn't do anything with her after last night, this morning and this afternoon, second shot. Although he is all over her and has been since we got here, third shot. Maybe I didn't drop my knickers quick enough, fourth shot. He's probably laughing at me for everything I told him about the dream and stuff I wince and slam the now empty jager bomb glass down. — R.S. Burnett

You could refer to me as god and the odd curtsey wouldn't go a miss either — R.S. Burnett

Why don't we do the whole friends with benefits thing?" he asks seriously.
"Because I don't think I'd enjoy having the benefits you give me removed" I answer back not missing a beat.
"Just friends it is then" he says not perturbed and starts eating his lunch. — R.S. Burnett

Did I mention how much I've missed you? — R.S. Burnett