Pawan Mishra Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Pawan Mishra
If you really want to talk to the big boss now, make sure you leave your balls here with me, for he likes no balls on people he is talking to. — Pawan Mishra
...he had also acquired a peculiar academic quirk. During exams, he knew all the answers but wasn't able to successfully map his answers to the right questions. So as soon as an exam started, he simply started putting his answers in the order in which he remembered them. Every time he moved to a new class, his parents made the new teachers aware of this snag. The teachers acknowledged it and reassured the parents that they'd match his answers against the appropriate questions. — Pawan Mishra
I feel like oversized trousers on sale, not even made of good material, that no one wants to buy. They just hang in there hoping that someone someday will compromise for its low cost. — Pawan Mishra
Ahh, love, why is it so easy to let you in, but so difficult to let you out? Why couldn't you subsist only two-sided? — Pawan Mishra
While a democratic process is morally desirable for arriving at a decision, it doesn't necessarily produce the best outcomes. — Pawan Mishra
Fate has this weird way of making your wish come true by supplementing it with ten other spiteful things. — Pawan Mishra
The loss of a reliance on others often helpfully forces a more sophisticated rumination that enables the opening of previously unknown avenues. — Pawan Mishra
I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra
The thirty-plus years of marriage between the ceiling and the cement plaster showed signs of weakness by frequently developing cracks and holes. — Pawan Mishra
Tulsi, beyond any perceivable clouds of skepticism, was the best living form of beauty known - the matchless delight, the most generous blessing granted to a human eyeball. — Pawan Mishra
When the world around is ready to back one unconditionally, one can become as unreasonable, unfair, and coldly sadistic as one likes. — Pawan Mishra
Knowledge that can make miracles happen needs to be guarded carefully. If it falls into the wrong hands, miracles become disasters in no time. — Pawan Mishra
In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it. — Pawan Mishra
Now that I am past picking the knife to stab one, the reward of stabbing a few more comes at an unfairly lower risk! — Pawan Mishra
Think about death being inevitable, and unpredictable, exempt from the law of averages. Everyone has a turn, and no one knows when. — Pawan Mishra
We are all born artists. The nature generally doesn't discriminate among newborns with respect to art. Yet most of us try very hard as we grow, without knowing, to stop being artists. — Pawan Mishra
Kasturi was in the seventh month of gestating Coinman - a high-attention and high-priority stage of a pregnancy - a time that requires utmost care in bringing one life safely to the world without losing the other. — Pawan Mishra
All the progress in science can't be used to build a smell receptor as capable as the one that a true leader possesses - to smell trouble or just something fishy. — Pawan Mishra
Just like a boxer can't win without a few punches on his face, a student can't be fully trained without ups and downs. — Pawan Mishra
Most of a husband's life is spent in doing research on his wife. — Pawan Mishra
People say there are thousands of options we have in life. I say we have only two: we can either be happy or be unhappy. — Pawan Mishra
High productivity and a healthy environment are two unconditionally entwined buddies. Our process allows us to abort any attempts toward crucifying either of the two - because as soon as one of them dies, the other follows suit. — Pawan Mishra
On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor. — Pawan Mishra
Talented minds have always been stealthily targeted by mediocre ones. — Pawan Mishra
We have a mental emergency here. Our noble pal Sevak has just been wickedly divorced by his mind. — Pawan Mishra
This is where the whole thing entered into a vicious cycle, for her proximity always inebriated the hearts, thus only deepening their desire to remain hostages in the cage so that they could booze even more on that beauty. — Pawan Mishra
Let's chew on the chewables! — Pawan Mishra
The problems are here to stay. We need to find a way to deal with them. — Pawan Mishra
Anyone can lecture from the butt, only very few can act. — Pawan Mishra
Discipline at the office had long been enforced by use of three methods: the meeting of the first kind, the meeting of the second kind, and the meeting of the third kind. — Pawan Mishra
Many a time, you may not even have to speak, however difficult the situation; your goatee speaks for you. — Pawan Mishra
It's our version of a black hole. Just like amply compact mass can distort space and time to cause a black hole, a sufficiently dense breach of discipline in our office causes a black hole that sucks the offender away for eternity, never to spit back! — Pawan Mishra
There are things in life that science will never be able to see. We have to rely on what has been passed from our ancestors, generation to generation. — Pawan Mishra
As soon as anger knocks at one's door, wisdom prepares to leave. — Pawan Mishra
It's not the obviousness or the complexity of the things that's deftly deluding mankind. It's man himself. — Pawan Mishra
You aren't in the ivy halls of your miserable literature pursuit now. Without wasting more time, will thou cometh to the pointeth? Dost thou wanteth us to stayeth or leaveth? — Pawan Mishra
Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters! — Pawan Mishra
Fricking son of a popcorn pimp! — Pawan Mishra
Good use of time is the universal ingredient in cooking a palatable dish - doesn't matter if you are baking, boiling, frying, brewing, or grilling. — Pawan Mishra
There is no God for sure, else how could one justify terminal diseases in small kids? — Pawan Mishra
One is often unconsciously surrounded by one's own personal reality — Pawan Mishra
Am I here to play 'pass the parcel' with my balls? — Pawan Mishra
The coins were completely unprepared for this and were sadly deceived by their own inertia. — Pawan Mishra
Who might you be?" she demanded. "A wretched lord of cacophony and sheer decibels? Or a ruthless assassin of harmony? — Pawan Mishra
Relationships are the flavors of life. — Pawan Mishra
The obvious matters are more imperceptible today. — Pawan Mishra
After all, nothing nurtures a friendship bond more than the ability to consistently bitch about someone else! — Pawan Mishra
Everyone's mind has sort of a slum division - a flirtatious spot that doesn't give a hoot about how grave a situation is but constantly endeavors to derail more earnest thoughts, almost like a death-wish backseat driver. — Pawan Mishra
Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? — Pawan Mishra
If you thought with your minds and not your roosters, you would get the point! — Pawan Mishra
It was definitely a rare situation where a career had started and ended simultaneously on a very high note. — Pawan Mishra
A breach in trust brings mistrust, followed by a multitude of troubles. — Pawan Mishra
A healthy body is a platform for flourishing a healthy mind. — Pawan Mishra
Good neighbors always spy on you to make sure you are doing well. — Pawan Mishra
Psychos are in uniform circulation in society. — Pawan Mishra
We had firsthand witnessed the ethereal evil of crushing hope just when it had peaked - like an open door, visible to you as you approach it from miles away, just closing on you when you have only two more yards to go. — Pawan Mishra
One of the biggest disadvantages of being grown up is seeing the time rush by faster. — Pawan Mishra
No great soul, as they say, lives for very long. Because God desperately wants all the great people near him. — Pawan Mishra
I may just be on the outskirts of being okay. — Pawan Mishra
Matters of the heart are so incalculable! — Pawan Mishra
Had we not decided to perform this as gracefully as a dancer's leap? But we turned it into a dinosaur's dance party! — Pawan Mishra
O woman, thou art my imperfection! — Pawan Mishra
Sometimes we all get dusty by a few mundane and tiring affairs - and merely need a gentle soul wash to see, and get deeply entangled with, the fervors of life again. — Pawan Mishra
Easy accessibility gradually tapers engrossment. — Pawan Mishra
The hope is the best and the worst thing at the same time. — Pawan Mishra
Many a times a huge problem gets solved with a trivial move. — Pawan Mishra
The most ironic thing in the world is having no say when your name is determined for the first time (which is also for the last time for most), because newborns are not necessarily known for speaking their minds. — Pawan Mishra
One needs to pursue some sort of a creative interest in order to keep life from eating us alive. — Pawan Mishra
There are a thousand beautiful women out there, but only a handful of them possess the grace required by such beauty to stop it from looking ugly. — Pawan Mishra
Her beauty effortlessly managed to arrest the pulse of each heart at the office and keep it in a dreamlike cage where she could have a look at each at her will and derive pleasure which, it had to be said, was a touch malicious in nature. — Pawan Mishra
Across the board at the office there was a belief, an unproved theorem, about Coinman's blind faith in Ratiram; that if one thought Coinman could willingly sip a cup of Botulinum if Ratiram wished so, it still underestimated the reverence that dwelt in Coinman's heart for Ratiram. — Pawan Mishra
One of the things people did best at the office was to use flexibility to its last atom. — Pawan Mishra
As long as you know that the permission to ask does not include the right to get an answer. — Pawan Mishra
A widespread meticulous consistency causes a bigger suspicion than the most obvious inconsistency does! — Pawan Mishra
I wonder if they were aware of the power of complimentary alcohol during World War I. — Pawan Mishra
A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments. — Pawan Mishra
Bandar had effortlessly converted Ratiram's grit into the smoke rings that he blew triumphantly in the air. — Pawan Mishra
The only thing God is afraid of is a strong-willed human! — Pawan Mishra
It seems God has been practicing shooting troubles at me. — Pawan Mishra
If a muscleman like Hukum can write a poem, everyone can. — Pawan Mishra
Clapping is easily the best example of self-amplification in the world. It sprouts from a single wham to a wave of sound in no time. As soon as someone clapped on hearing Tulsi's name, an avalanche of applause followed. — Pawan Mishra
I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice at the porcelain altar. — Pawan Mishra
Sometimes fate just plays a strange scrabble. — Pawan Mishra
You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra
Each life is yet another chance given to humanity, but it was not even a half a chance in Coinman's case. — Pawan Mishra
It's strange how necessary it is to have problems to be able to prepare for avoiding future disasters. — Pawan Mishra
A lack of emotional engagement in the affair affirms higher credibility. — Pawan Mishra
Acceptance of the danger is of the essence for playing a quality sport. — Pawan Mishra
Despite progress witnessed elsewhere in the matters of heart, parents in this part of the world hadn't quite come around to letting their adult offspring choose their lovers. — Pawan Mishra
The duel may go on for long, but the self-defense often wins over the self-reproach. — Pawan Mishra
Availability of knowledge is only next to prevalence of stupidity in its overwhelming abundance. — Pawan Mishra