P.N. Elrod Quotes & Sayings

Real people - the interesting ones, anyway - don't remain static, and neither do the ones I write about. Changes take place, and they react to them. — P.N. Elrod

As God is my witness, the more I deal with women, the more I like my cat. — P.N. Elrod

I'll have to self-publish it because unless you're on the 'New York Times' bestseller lists, anthologies don't sell all that well. However, low sales to a big publisher are a major success to a small one! — P.N. Elrod

Fame and fortune are as hard to find as a lightning strike. — P.N. Elrod

Woodwake wants you in her office. What did you do?" "I invaded Egypt and they're very annoyed about it." "Who is? Them upstairs or the Egyptians?" "Both. — P.N. Elrod

Beautifully drawn, solid, compelling characters against a background so real and scary I left the lights on all night. It was great! — P.N. Elrod

Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying
'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the gates, signed, Father McGonnigill.' ... 'PS: He once had a hot dog on a Friday, but don't hold that against him.' — P.N. Elrod

His eyes were the same color as steel and not nearly as soft. — P.N. Elrod

Love is responsible for nearly every kind of insanity in the world though greed, vanity, and pure meanness contribute their portion to general misery. — P.N. Elrod

I have no discipline, which is a horrible flaw for any writer. Once I'm well started on a project, though, then I'm addicted to it all day long. When it's done, I collapse and have to really kick myself to start a new one. — P.N. Elrod

Always move forward, laddie. We're all in God's hands and that's a safe enough place as any in this world. — P.N. Elrod

What breath I had within simply left, as if it had other business to attend. — P.N. Elrod