Morrie Ryskind Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Morrie Ryskind

On this site we're going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes. — Morrie Ryskind

The elks live up in the hills and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come down to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find that it's only a water hole. What they're looking for is elk-ohole. — Morrie Ryskind

Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet. — Morrie Ryskind

Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you? — Morrie Ryskind