Mimi Strong Quotes & Sayings

... those eyes. they were like the bottom of the sea, like my worst nightmares and darkest dreams. — Mimi Strong

I thought he was a mutant cannibal sasquatch, and he took me down like a bag of chips at a stoner party. — Mimi Strong

You're the only girl I want. Even though you burst into my room and beat me up. I'm sorry I didn't give you the answers you wanted, but you looked like you were going to murder someone and I thought it might be me. — Mimi Strong

Because life is short and it's better when you speak your heart. — Mimi Strong

A relationship built on lies is like a bra with no underwire. Fucking useless to me. — Mimi Strong

That was my first impression of you, Aubrey. A wick drowning in melted wax, your flame in danger. Just one more gust of wind and you'd be lost. You'd become that lost girl, sad through and through. — Mimi Strong

You're a beautiful mess to me," he said. "Like wildflowers, growing up in the middle of a tire, along the side of the road. You're not like prize roses, carefully planted in the right soil and pruned back at the right times. You're wild, and you're free. And you smell like heaven. When I look at you, I believe in ... I don't know. I just believe. — Mimi Strong

You take off that pretend ring and get yourself a real man. You tell him to put his head between your legs and don't come up 'til you're howling his name load enough to get all the dogs in the neighbourhood barking. — Mimi Strong

I'm Peaches. My business is None of Your Fucking Business — Mimi Strong

Be yourself, because everyone else is taken. Fat or thin, be your wild, wonderful, unique self. — Mimi Strong

That what most people desire more than anything, more than money or fame or stuff, is someone to complain to for thirty minutes a day.* — Mimi Strong

When you're dating someone, you need to have intercourse at least ten times before you start talking about The Future. — Mimi Strong

Here's the problem with every woman's wardrobe: The person who buys the clothes is not the same person who later has to wear them. — Mimi Strong

Let's roll out, Batman."
"I'm Batman and you're Robin?"
"Don't make me laugh. I'm Spider-Man."
"Then we live in different universes. I'm DC and you're Marvel."
Duncan rolled his eyes. "Can't we all get along? And since when are there different universes? — Mimi Strong

In order to be happy, every person must have:
1. Something meaningful to do.
2. Someone to love. (Friends and family and pets all count.)
3. Something to look forward to.
It's really that simple. — Mimi Strong

Heaven is a place on earth, and it's a bookstore. — Mimi Strong

And then, to cap things off, I got wicked cramps and my period started ... I guess my body decided that since I already felt crappy, why not throw some nice uterus-agony on top of everything? — Mimi Strong

Playing tricks on me, using a pair of — Mimi Strong

I'll be good," he repeated. "Something tells me you've told that particular fib more than once." "Mostly when I'm making deals with God." "How's that working out for you?" "I haven't been struck by lightning yet." He shook his head. "Last month, on the golf course. In the thunderstorm. I was in mortal danger, wasn't I?" "You almost died," I whispered. — Mimi Strong

Want to make God laugh? Tell him you have a plan. — Mimi Strong

Join me in the darkness, walk through my dreams, and hold my hand in the morning light. — Mimi Strong

I should take my shoe off my sweaty foot and shake it around to impress this guy. — Mimi Strong

I don't think of myself as being a very fun or outgoing person, but my mouth thinks it's fun. My mouth says a lot of things, not necessarily endorsed by me or my brain. — Mimi Strong

Of course. If you're not afraid of kissing someone, they're not worth kissing. — Mimi Strong

Every one of us is a role model. We just don't know yet for whom. — Mimi Strong

I didn't know what it felt like until now"
"To be someone's inspiration??"
"To be seen. — Mimi Strong