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Famous Quotes By Michael McIntyre

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I had a much better fantasy life, than a real life. — Michael McIntyre

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There are only two conditions where you're allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: it's snowing or the death of a celebrity. — Michael McIntyre

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Normally you have news, weather and travel ... but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel. — Michael McIntyre

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They had to ask spain I think, they've had to say to Spain, can you lend us some stuff for the roads, and it's Gordon Brown phoning up going 'pass the salt' — Michael McIntyre

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My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with ... she read hers out and there were no surprises ... 1 George Clooney ... 2 Brad Pitt etc ... I thought 'Ive got the better deal here' ... 1 Your sister — Michael McIntyre

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So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face. — Michael McIntyre

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I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker. — Michael McIntyre

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I've got a little baby, I made him ... He doesn't speak, he's 2 ... He's a slow learner, he's only got 2 words ... car and map ... I'm slightly worried he's trying to escape. If his next word is passport we are in serious trouble! — Michael McIntyre