Michael LaRocca Quotes & Sayings

I shall probably be found in some gutter, icicles dangling from all of my orifices, alley cats pawing over me to draw the warmth from my last breath. — Michael LaRocca

A decapitated head will live, on average, fifteen minutes, and I've always been above average. — Michael LaRocca

Once I was King of the Titans. Now I need a MedicAlert bracelet and a subscription to the Safe Return program. Can you put out a Silver Alert on a god? I've fallen and I can't get up. — Michael LaRocca

Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain. — Michael LaRocca

Schopenhauer wrote that to desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake. He was correct. — Michael LaRocca

Do no harm isn't just for the medical profession. — Michael LaRocca

I have a question for you. When you were a little boy, is this the man you dreamed of becoming? — Michael LaRocca

He's not my god."

"Mine either. Who are you to judge me?"

"Gods should always be judged. — Michael LaRocca

It's easier to help strangers. You don't know them well enough to realize they're assholes. — Michael LaRocca

At my age, every day that I overcome simple inertia is a victory. — Michael LaRocca