Maryln Schwartz Quotes & Sayings

...Southern women are impossible to live with because they will never find a man who treats them like their daddy did. — Maryln Schwartz

I keep hearing all these jokes on TV about how people in Arkansas are still barefoot hillbillies. Sure there are plenty of people living up in the hills and mountains on Arkansas. Why not? The scenery is breathtaking from their million-dollar houses up in those hills. Those people bought Wal-Mart stock early. They paid cash for those homes.
-Little Rock resident on how some people from "up North" view Arkansas — Maryln Schwartz

That's right honey...It's much easier to follow the bitch than it is to follow the saint. — Maryln Schwartz

Get up every day and consider the stage you're on. Only you can decide whether it will be a tragedy, a comedy or a drama. — Maryln Schwartz

Don't men in the South have gray hair? she asked.
Yes, but their mothers are blonde. — Maryln Schwartz

Just go into any 'home cooking' restaurant in any town you're visiting. If the menu lists macaroni and cheese as a vegetable-- you know you're in the South. — Maryln Schwartz

Just because we talk slow doesn't mean we think slow, others point out. On the East Coast they seem to think there's something funny about riding around in a pickup truck. Well in the Deep South, we don't think it's all that natural to hurdle through the dark in a crowded subway. — Maryln Schwartz

The first thing the therapist asked me was, 'Are you here because you're depressed?' I said, 'Not at all--I'm here because I'm Southern.'" Anne Herndon — Maryln Schwartz

It's not the impression you make, it's the impression you leave.

-A Tennessee woman remembering her Old Southern grandmother — Maryln Schwartz