Marla Buchanan Quotes & Sayings

Weird is my bread and butter. — Marla Buchanan

Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to 'blow me. — Marla Buchanan

Most people need a philosophical enema and I'm the bag with the pipe. — Marla Buchanan

I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment. — Marla Buchanan

NEVER settle for 'normal. — Marla Buchanan

I'd rather drink strychnine than be called 'normal. — Marla Buchanan

Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist. — Marla Buchanan

I was 'normal' once; it lasted about five minutes. — Marla Buchanan