Maria Thayer Quotes & Sayings

I need something fun to get my mind off of pretending to die and I didn't have any squibs under water. — Maria Thayer

If someone is doing something crazy - or what I think is crazy - I'm watching, but also am I keeping the actual seriousness of someone actually running for president in my mind all the time? — Maria Thayer

I love not serious documentaries, too, but I love seeing people at their wits' end, I guess. — Maria Thayer

I had to pretend to drown. I was underwater, which is scary, and I'm not afraid of water, but people do die underwater. — Maria Thayer

I have work to do as a human being. — Maria Thayer

I mostly, for someone who makes a lot of their living in comedy - and even for someone who doesn't make their living in comedy - I don't watch a lot of comedy. — Maria Thayer

I love Errol Morris so much; he's one of my heroes. — Maria Thayer

As an actor, I'll take any job. — Maria Thayer

Even to play a dead body; that'd be an easy gig. — Maria Thayer

I'm strictly a movie person. I mean, I watch the HBO documentaries and Netflix. — Maria Thayer

Documentaries are my favorite thing, and the more depressing, the better. — Maria Thayer