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M.J. McGuire Quotes & Sayings

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Famous Quotes By M.J. McGuire

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world. — M.J. McGuire

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives. — M.J. McGuire

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please. — M.J. McGuire

Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot? — M.J. McGuire

Bungee jumping is like suicide with strings attached. — M.J. McGuire

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap. — M.J. McGuire

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives. — M.J. McGuire

I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire. — M.J. McGuire

If Jonah had gone to Yale,
Instead of the gut of a whale,
He'd have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail. — M.J. McGuire

The Bread of Life is still better than Chicken Soup for the Soul. — M.J. McGuire