Lexi George Quotes & Sayings

And if Bitsy was so all-fired set on everything being perfect, she wouldn't have scheduled the damn thing on a football Saturday. Nobody's going to miss the Alabama game for a wedding, for God's sake. We'll be lucky if the priest shows up." ~Aunt Muddy — Lexi George

She would love him so hard, so completely, so openly and without fear that the universe would shudder at her recklessness. — Lexi George

Fall in Alabama was menopausal: hot one moment and cold the next. — Lexi George

I do not stay to be nice. I stay because it is my duty - " "But, Mama can't find out, Muddy," Addy cautioned, interrupting him. "She'd have a heart attack." " - and because Adara has promised me hot monkey sex," Brand finished. — Lexi George

You've got to be kidding. No self-respecting demon would be caught undead here. Heck, we're so podunk we don't even have a Burger Doodle."
"Demons find this Burger Doodle attractive?"
"Nah, if I had to guess, I'd say they're more into soul food." She clapped her hands over her mouth. "Oh, God, I made a pun. Slap me. — Lexi George

Despair all ye mortals," he said in a voice of doom. "the mama approacheth — Lexi George

A part of her, the female, horny part she generally tried to ignore, sat up and took notice when he smiled, the shameless hussy. — Lexi George

College football was a religion in Alabama, and Saturdays in the fall were holy days. — Lexi George

On the freak-out scale, she was past the 'heebie-jeebies' and into 'pee yourself'. — Lexi George