Lex Martin Quotes & Sayings

Oh man. You have it just as bad, huh?" She hugs me and I nod. [...]
Jenna looks like she's debating something when she whispers, "I don't want to make you feel bad about this because I know you had a lot going on, but he sang this song for you last weekend."

But I wasn't there. Shit.
As the weight of that sinks in, I'm overwhelmed. He was going to tell me he loved me first. — Lex Martin

You're all I think about. You're all I want. You have nothing to worry about. — Lex Martin

Because you'll always be special to me. Because I should have apologized years ago. Because I want you to be happy. — Lex Martin

Wanted you to meet Murphy, the new guitarist. Very cute. Laughing, I respond: Stop trying to set me up! Jenna: Your vagina is going to close up, and you'll need surgical assistance to use it again. — Lex Martin

You can make demands when you're in demand — Lex Martin

The girl who grew up watching old Madonna videos wants to embrace my sexual freedom — Lex Martin

If I don't take a chance with Gavin Murphy, I think I'll always regret it. — Lex Martin

Ruin what?" He brushes the hair away from my eyes. "I might never be able to date another man." He leans over and grazes my earlobe with his teeth, sending warm shivers down my arms. "That's the plan. — Lex Martin

We grew up together. We played in the same crib. You were my first kiss when I was twelve, the first girl to slap me when I was an ass, and the first girl to break my heart. But I also think you've taught me more than anyone I know. You're not some random woman. Now let me take care of this or you'll hurt my feelings. — Lex Martin

See, there are happily ever afters. Even for assholes like me. — Lex Martin

You have the emotional capacity of a garden gnome. — Lex Martin

God, you make me hot when you talk grammar. — Lex Martin

I want to warn you. I'm going to kiss you, and you're going to like it.A lot. — Lex Martin

When confronted with a major emotional trigger like this, I have two modes - fight or flight - — Lex Martin

Don't apologize. You don't have to explain yourself. I choose you. I want you. — Lex Martin

You were the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen. You have always mesmerized me. — Lex Martin

I'm pretty sure little hearts are popping out of my eyes right now. Here is this hot man, tattoos decorating his rugged arms, muscles tugging at the fabric, asking me about the baby's binkie while he holds her close to his chest. Hello, ovary explosion. — Lex Martin

If I do, if I do forget, will you remind me? — Lex Martin

I think I've been waiting for the big gesture, the one where the guy stands in the rain and declares his love or makes some scene at a football game that ends with the crowd doing the slow clap. It's official. Romantic comedies have ruined me. — Lex Martin

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin

I don't show a lot of things. I don't know if that's good or bad. — Lex Martin

Live and learn, babe. See, you never need to worry about the bitches because you already know what to expect. It's the friendly ones you gotta watch out for — Lex Martin

I'm tired of being so closed off. It hasn't made me any stronger or braver. It hasn't imparted any wisdom or comfort. It has just made me lonely. — Lex Martin

I thought I loved Daren, and I did in a butterfly-and-hearts kind of way, but it was nothing like this. This is an asteroid shower on a summer night. A tidal wave crashing onto the breakers. Falling over the edge of Niagara Falls in an inner tube. Because I have fallen, irreparably for Gavin Murphy — Lex Martin

Don't worry. I have insurance. And battery-operated accessories that don't cheat on me or stalk me. Can't beat that! — Lex Martin

You probably don't realize this, but you're hard to forget. — Lex Martin