Lee Wardlaw Quotes & Sayings

Sorry about the
squishy in your shoe. Must've
been something I ate. — Lee Wardlaw

Your tummy, soft as
warm dough. I knead and knead, then
bake it with a nap. — Lee Wardlaw

Letmeoutletme
outletmeoutletmeout.
Wait--let me back in!
...
Letmeinletme
inletmeinletmein.
Wait--let me back out! — Lee Wardlaw

Yawn. String-on-a-stick.
Fine. I'll come out and chase it
to make you happy. — Lee Wardlaw

Fine. If you insist.
I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But
I won't enjoy it. — Lee Wardlaw

Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.
Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.
I say: No contest. — Lee Wardlaw

I explained it loud
and clear. What part of "meow"
don't you understand? — Lee Wardlaw

Wait
let me back in!
Wait
let me back out! — Lee Wardlaw