Lauren Child Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 16 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Lauren Child.
Famous Quotes By Lauren Child
Everyone always thinks they're the good guys,' said Ruby.
'Yes they do,' said LB. 'But happily for us, we are.'
'Well you might know that but how do I? — Lauren Child
I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [ ... ] — Lauren Child
She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER. — Lauren Child
You can be completely sure what might happen next. — Lauren Child
It's true,' said Freddie Humbert, 'kids nowadays have got no ability to listen to simple instructions.'
'Here you go, Dad,' said Quent, returning with a tray of drinks. 'Two martinis, one with extra olives, one with no olives, one mineral water, ice and a twist of lime and a jade juice, no fruit. — Lauren Child
If God wanted us in the ocean, he wouldn't have made the land. — Lauren Child
Rube, this is me you're talking to, Clancy Crew, remember? Your best buddy? And I hate to break it to you this way but your grandmother on your mother's side, she isn't sick - she's dead! — Lauren Child
If something is not right or real, don't lose your self. — Lauren Child
And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. — Lauren Child
Excuse me while I yawn. — Lauren Child
Look we didn't break in, we conned our way in.' - Ruby
'Oh that makes it so much better.' - Hitch — Lauren Child
Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth." "But who would use your toothbrush?" I ask. Lola says "I think that lion. I saw a lion with my toothbrush and now he's brushing his teeth with it." "But it isn't this your toothbrush Lola?" "Oh," says Lola, "he must be using yours. — Lauren Child
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find. — Lauren Child
Cake is one of life's great wonders, and who would deny wonder to a child? — Lauren Child