Famous Quotes & Sayings

Lauren Child Quotes & Sayings

Enjoy the top 16 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Lauren Child.

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Google+ Pinterest Share on Linkedin

Famous Quotes By Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 407566

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny. — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 1344422

Everyone always thinks they're the good guys,' said Ruby.
'Yes they do,' said LB. 'But happily for us, we are.'
'Well you might know that but how do I? — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 516410

If somthing is not right or real, dont loss your self. - Clarice Bean Dont look Now — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 1530511

I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [ ... ] — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 92025

She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER. — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 118365

You can be completely sure what might happen next. — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 249751

It's true,' said Freddie Humbert, 'kids nowadays have got no ability to listen to simple instructions.'
'Here you go, Dad,' said Quent, returning with a tray of drinks. 'Two martinis, one with extra olives, one with no olives, one mineral water, ice and a twist of lime and a jade juice, no fruit. — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 356527

If God wanted us in the ocean, he wouldn't have made the land. — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 360522

Rube, this is me you're talking to, Clancy Crew, remember? Your best buddy? And I hate to break it to you this way but your grandmother on your mother's side, she isn't sick - she's dead! — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 364772

If something is not right or real, don't lose your self. — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 491875

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana. — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 1666082

Excuse me while I yawn. — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 1905574

Look we didn't break in, we conned our way in.' - Ruby
'Oh that makes it so much better.' - Hitch — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 2049085

Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth." "But who would use your toothbrush?" I ask. Lola says "I think that lion. I saw a lion with my toothbrush and now he's brushing his teeth with it." "But it isn't this your toothbrush Lola?" "Oh," says Lola, "he must be using yours. — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 2075649

We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find. — Lauren Child

Lauren Child Quotes 2156370

Cake is one of life's great wonders, and who would deny wonder to a child? — Lauren Child