Kirsty McKay Quotes & Sayings

Could you just go downstairs and lock up the headless body first, please?
It's reasonable request. — Kirsty McKay

I'm evil, but I don't care — Kirsty McKay

I open my eyes and blow a straggle of hair out of my face. Not my hair, smitty's. his head is buried in the crook of my neck and he's out cold. he uses raspberry shampoo? what a big girl. — Kirsty McKay

Maybe he's got a nicotine crave on. That must really suck: being a zombie who can't get a smoke — Kirsty McKay

I saw a bear once. I was peeing then, too. — Kirsty McKay

Here's Lego Zombie Chef! Here's Lego Zombie builder! See their grasping hands and posable limbs! — Kirsty McKay

Alice finds a packet of scotch eggs in someone's bag. And then there's nothing more to do other then to put on as many clothes as we can fit into, and wait: for the troops, sleep, or asphyxiation from pete's toxic egg farts, which ever comes first. — Kirsty McKay

I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don't. — Kirsty McKay

Alice's face widens in horror. I left my candy Coture bag on the table!' 'Oh, the tragedy! Smitty joins in, girlying it up. The dead people might be ... touching it! — Kirsty McKay