Kirkland Ciccone Quotes & Sayings

We live in a reasonable world which tells us the incredible is impossible. — Kirkland Ciccone

MILK IS COW RAPE! — Kirkland Ciccone

Being dead is a bit like ... living in Bournemouth. — Kirkland Ciccone

Is your dad Mr. Kipling? Because you're a tart! — Kirkland Ciccone

He knew his parents were liars. He'd known since the day he'd found his brother's dead body stuffed inside a suitcase. — Kirkland Ciccone

Do Androids Dream Of Emma Peel? — Kirkland Ciccone

Mum repeated the old adage that money can't buy you everything ... before adding that she prefers using credit cards instead. — Kirkland Ciccone

I watched Question Time on BBC1 last night and I've come to the conclusion this country needs more unemployed politicians. — Kirkland Ciccone

Hasn't everyone taken a nervous breakdown at some point? Maybe I suffered a nervous breakthrough. I don't know what to
think. It echoes inside your skull. — Kirkland Ciccone

Signing autographs is better than signing on! — Kirkland Ciccone

You're breathing the same air as a bunch of pill-popping manic depressives, alcoholics, and schizophrenics. You've been drinking tea with a bunch of crazy teenage washouts. It seems I'm the only sane one here. — Kirkland Ciccone

I am The Alien From Another Dimension. Your world screams out for my domination! And if you get in my way ... I will sweep you and your insignificant species aside! — Kirkland Ciccone

Get your grubby hands off my luxurious designer handbag! — Kirkland Ciccone

I felt the heat of the fire and heard the screams. I needed to use moisturiser for days afterwards. — Kirkland Ciccone

Signing autographs is more exciting than signing on. — Kirkland Ciccone

I can hear clouds drifting across the sky! The worms beneath my feet ... demand freedom from the darkness ... the secret hopes of humankind ... all of it trivial. I can see into other worlds ... other universes ... they're calling out to me. They've always called to me! I never knew that until now, but now I know everything. — Kirkland Ciccone

Signing autographs is much better than signing on. — Kirkland Ciccone

Give me back my dead cow! — Kirkland Ciccone