Kevin Kling Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 4 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Kevin Kling.
Famous Quotes By Kevin Kling

I learned that when people see a dachshund, they have to yell, "A wiener dog!" Like "A rainbow!" "A Shriner!" "A shooting star!" "A clown!" "A nudist colony! — Kevin Kling

A great gift is an answer waiting for a question. — Kevin Kling

I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough. — Kevin Kling