Kelly Ripa Quotes & Sayings

I'm usually done with work around 11am, so I have time before I pick the kids up from school. — Kelly Ripa

I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V. — Kelly Ripa

If I'm exhausted and I just don't feel like it, then I don't do it. I am a human being, after all. But I also know I'm the kind of person who, if I take one day off, well, it's very easy for me to take the next day off and then quit exercising. — Kelly Ripa

I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around. — Kelly Ripa

Woo-hoo! I'm 40. I can say that now. — Kelly Ripa

My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them. — Kelly Ripa

I'm like any working mom. — Kelly Ripa

I'm not militant about anything. If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some. If I'm in the mood for something, I'll have it. I don't obsess about anything. I could have three or four "cheat days" in a week and then not have dessert for another three months. — Kelly Ripa

If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard. — Kelly Ripa

I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back. — Kelly Ripa

If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day. — Kelly Ripa

I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time. — Kelly Ripa

There's no such thing as an uber-mom. — Kelly Ripa

If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some. — Kelly Ripa

When I'm at work, I'm remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I'm with the kids, I'm remembering what I forgot to do at work. — Kelly Ripa

Sleeping is not something I do a lot of. — Kelly Ripa

I get paid to make out with the hunks! — Kelly Ripa

I read that book How to Hug a Porcupine [by Julie Ross] - it's my parenting bible. They say you have to trust your children and give them freedom. I say, OK, but this is New York City! — Kelly Ripa

I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise. — Kelly Ripa

I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans are tight enough. — Kelly Ripa

When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would. — Kelly Ripa

I don't have the best family history heart-wise, so I really try to keep my heart strong. — Kelly Ripa

It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now. — Kelly Ripa

Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I go, 'Wait a minute! Oh my gosh, you guys! Calm down! You'll forget in three days what you were fighting about. I promise. So just let it marinate a little bit-that's my best love advice. — Kelly Ripa

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. — Kelly Ripa

Having been a cheerleader, I know all too well what these girls give up to join forces and compete. — Kelly Ripa

I work out with a trainer, Anna Kaiser, three days a week. — Kelly Ripa

My job affords me the luxury of having help. I don't feel exhausted, I feel lucky. — Kelly Ripa

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer. — Kelly Ripa

If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better. — Kelly Ripa

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air. — Kelly Ripa

I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect." — Kelly Ripa

There's no real manual on being a parent. There's no real manual on being a wife. I keep reminding myself, My mother did all this, only she never got to leave the house. OK, I can do this. We're all learning on our own learning curve. — Kelly Ripa

In some ways, her life is so much worse that everybody else's, people feel almost cheered up and inspired. They feel like, 'If Hayley hasn't killed herself, why should I?' — Kelly Ripa

Please get on an airplane or a horse, because it's pretty spectacular. — Kelly Ripa

I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important. — Kelly Ripa