Kathy Lette Quotes & Sayings

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop. — Kathy Lette

Dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are. — Kathy Lette

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited. — Kathy Lette

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. — Kathy Lette

Planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success. — Kathy Lette

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home. — Kathy Lette

All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day. — Kathy Lette

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. — Kathy Lette

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think. — Kathy Lette

I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch. — Kathy Lette

Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers off. — Kathy Lette

Tell me where it hurts — Kathy Lette

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force. — Kathy Lette

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.' — Kathy Lette

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels. — Kathy Lette

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist. — Kathy Lette

When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex ... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.' - Lockie — Kathy Lette

It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'. — Kathy Lette

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder. — Kathy Lette

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras. — Kathy Lette

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried
as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed. — Kathy Lette

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house. — Kathy Lette

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban. — Kathy Lette

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction. — Kathy Lette

I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With
those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you — Kathy Lette

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex. — Kathy Lette

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains. — Kathy Lette

Home is where the heartache is. — Kathy Lette

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen. — Kathy Lette

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of. — Kathy Lette

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. — Kathy Lette

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them! — Kathy Lette

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch. — Kathy Lette

Living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts — Kathy Lette

It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death
- Victoria — Kathy Lette

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish. — Kathy Lette

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love. — Kathy Lette

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks. — Kathy Lette