Kathy Bryson Quotes & Sayings

Elvis is in the kitchen and he's making eggs Benedict! — Kathy Bryson

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles. — Kathy Bryson

Grabbing someone's ass doesn't count as capturing them! — Kathy Bryson

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school! — Kathy Bryson

Don't pinch that guy's ass. He's a leprechaun. — Kathy Bryson

Maybe you're worried that I won't seduce you? — Kathy Bryson

Everything you're telling me was just a story, and now it's real. — Kathy Bryson

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure. — Kathy Bryson

I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis. — Kathy Bryson

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me? — Kathy Bryson

Turns out there's a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites. — Kathy Bryson

You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car. — Kathy Bryson

No one ever said you can't have world dominance and a little romance too. — Kathy Bryson

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins. — Kathy Bryson

Elvis is the soul of discretion. — Kathy Bryson

You didn't make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding. — Kathy Bryson

It was never just about the money. — Kathy Bryson

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn't worry? — Kathy Bryson

I've worked with freshmen that were easier than this. — Kathy Bryson

Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder. — Kathy Bryson

He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy? — Kathy Bryson

I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted! — Kathy Bryson

I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend's house. — Kathy Bryson

My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat. — Kathy Bryson

Oh, you're hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you. — Kathy Bryson

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm. — Kathy Bryson