Johnny B. Laughing Quotes & Sayings

Q: What helps keep your teeth together? A: Toothpaste. — Johnny B. Laughing

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot! — Johnny B. Laughing

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: Flatman and Ribbon! — Johnny B. Laughing

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted! — Johnny B. Laughing

Knock knock! Who's there? Shelby! Shelby who? Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes! — Johnny B. Laughing