Joey Adams Quotes & Sayings

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. — Joey Adams

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. — Joey Adams

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. — Joey Adams

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. — Joey Adams

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. — Joey Adams

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. — Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. — Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' — Joey Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. — Joey Adams

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Joey Adams