Joe Teti Quotes & Sayings

Looking good Matt, you look like a money. — Joe Teti

I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it. — Joe Teti

In any high stress situation you are going to default to your level of training ... period. — Joe Teti

Putting us in risk is just plain stupid. — Joe Teti

His first instinct was to help me, not sit like a deer in headlights, I now know that Matt isn't one to panic — Joe Teti

That's a great golden nugget that's going in my tactical toolbox — Joe Teti

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer ... — Joe Teti

It's a game changer, not a game ender. — Joe Teti

Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here. — Joe Teti

This is teamwork; this is what it's all about. — Joe Teti

You don't have to be a rocket science to know that if Joe Teti has a rifle, and a round to go with it. I'm going hunting. — Joe Teti

We've got a lot to gain and nothing to lose. — Joe Teti

It's mistakes that get you killed — Joe Teti

Right now, in my mind, this is nothing but grip strength and focus. — Joe Teti

This is the first time I've done something like this and I'm really hoping this will work. — Joe Teti

Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude. — Joe Teti

If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same. — Joe Teti

If you ever heard that old saying, where there's smoke there's fire; well that's a load of bull. — Joe Teti

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers. — Joe Teti

The terrain is thinner, the vegetation is greener, that's a good sign we're getting close to the coast. — Joe Teti

What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack. — Joe Teti

At the top of my list for terrain that I hate navigating through, it is definitely the mangrove. — Joe Teti

You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big way. — Joe Teti

The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive. — Joe Teti

I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started. — Joe Teti

We'll stay warm tonight even if we have to sit by each other and snuggle. — Joe Teti

You know what, I'll suffer in silence. — Joe Teti

Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here. — Joe Teti

For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts. — Joe Teti

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S. — Joe Teti

Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not. — Joe Teti

The moon just crapped the bed. — Joe Teti

Yet again, Matt pulled another rabbit out of his hat and got a fire for us. — Joe Teti

It's always good to give yourself the advantage. — Joe Teti

This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer. — Joe Teti

My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard. — Joe Teti

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset. — Joe Teti

I'm gonna see how this works out, but I think it's a bad idea. — Joe Teti

Where I come from, the attitude to have is to not quit. — Joe Teti

What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy. — Joe Teti

Sometimes you have to take the harder course of action. — Joe Teti

I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it. — Joe Teti

So far he's bringing his A-game. — Joe Teti

Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer. — Joe Teti

If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture. — Joe Teti

#1 priority is water, water and more water. — Joe Teti

Stay in the game and stay alive. — Joe Teti

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket. — Joe Teti

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now. — Joe Teti

One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water. — Joe Teti

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action. — Joe Teti

My whole philosophy in survival is to take down brush as soon as you get in a situation. — Joe Teti

Dude, that was a knuckle buster brother. — Joe Teti

After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body. — Joe Teti

You may only get one chance at something ... and that requires confidence in your ability. — Joe Teti

Shirts don't grow on trees. — Joe Teti

Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest. — Joe Teti

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face. — Joe Teti

I know this guy is a musician so I hope he can play us a tune that could get us the hell out of here. — Joe Teti

Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do. — Joe Teti

The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation. — Joe Teti

Now that this torch is lit, we do not have time to dilly dally around ... — Joe Teti

I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle. — Joe Teti

Move with a purpose dude. — Joe Teti

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward. — Joe Teti

All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer. — Joe Teti

Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black. — Joe Teti

This place has a one, two knockout punch. — Joe Teti

Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you. — Joe Teti

One long step there and you're gonna die. — Joe Teti

You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it. — Joe Teti

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters. — Joe Teti

Three fires is the international distress signal. — Joe Teti

I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking. — Joe Teti

It's darker than a well diggers ass. — Joe Teti

Dude that was bad ass. — Joe Teti

The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave ... go figure. — Joe Teti

It's probably one of the worst places I've been ... — Joe Teti

If you fall from here, if you're not dead you're gonna wish you were. — Joe Teti

You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions. — Joe Teti

We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've. — Joe Teti

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different. — Joe Teti

I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this. — Joe Teti

I like the way you hustle man. — Joe Teti

That's a bust your ass shot through and through. — Joe Teti

I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it. — Joe Teti

If you're rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you're probably going to get hurt. — Joe Teti