Jesse Petersen Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 50 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Jesse Petersen.
Famous Quotes By Jesse Petersen
Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together? — Jesse Petersen
Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass. — Jesse Petersen
Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies. — Jesse Petersen
Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once — Jesse Petersen
Show physical affection. Nothing says "I love you" like bearing the entirety of your spouse's weight. — Jesse Petersen
And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye — Jesse Petersen
Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble. — Jesse Petersen
Admit when you're wrong. It doesn't fix a busted leg, of course, but it's a nice gesture none-the-less. — Jesse Petersen
Um, didn't Mythbusters once do an episode about how you couldn't use sheets as a way out of prison?" I laughed. "I don't remember if they busted it or not. — Jesse Petersen
I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil. — Jesse Petersen
Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies. — Jesse Petersen
Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell. — Jesse Petersen
I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it. — Jesse Petersen
Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it. — Jesse Petersen
So you killed him with what now?"
"I tried that Dr. Phil book at first" ... "And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy. — Jesse Petersen
Never go to bed angry. Terrified is okay. — Jesse Petersen
Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely. — Jesse Petersen
Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults. — Jesse Petersen
I went all kung fu on his zombie ass. — Jesse Petersen
Protect your brand - and your ass. — Jesse Petersen
Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you. — Jesse Petersen
Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong — Jesse Petersen
Fake it til you make it. Just make it. — Jesse Petersen
You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living. — Jesse Petersen
Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires. — Jesse Petersen
Expand. Why stick to just killing zombies? Or killing them just one way. — Jesse Petersen
Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation. — Jesse Petersen
I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left her office, but a manwich. — Jesse Petersen
Yeah." Sven said. "The stuff she just said. Let's not get all killy. — Jesse Petersen
Thank God for the second amendment. — Jesse Petersen
Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains. — Jesse Petersen
Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might. — Jesse Petersen
Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated. — Jesse Petersen
Strive for the 4 hour work week. The rest of the time run like hell. — Jesse Petersen
Rich dad, poor zombie. — Jesse Petersen
The question: What color is my parachute?
The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black. — Jesse Petersen
Think win-win. You probably won't get it, but think it. — Jesse Petersen
Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you'd have some fun during a zombie infestation. It's the little moments, you know? — Jesse Petersen
Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too. — Jesse Petersen
Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit. — Jesse Petersen
Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else. — Jesse Petersen