Jennifer Foor Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 9 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Jennifer Foor.
Famous Quotes By Jennifer Foor
Why is it that when your life is at a breaking point, every freaking song on the radio relates to it. If I heard one more sad song, I was going to rip the radio out of the dash and toss it out on the road. — Jennifer Foor
I'd still want you if you had six kids with five different fathers. I might wear four rubbers at a time, but I'd still want you. — Jennifer Foor
No man is worth the pain you're putting yourself through. Don't wither away because of someone who is beneath you. — Jennifer Foor
Van was feeding Christian as we walked in the door. I shielded my hands in front of my face to prevent from seeing her bare breast. "God damn woman, put that tit away!"
"I'm feeding my daughter. You want another taste?"
I started gagging immediately just thinking about how bad that shit tasted. "Hell no! I would rather eat dog shit. — Jennifer Foor
Can't you just see it? Can't you see us with gray hair, sitting at those late night football games. I'll be the dad with one eye on my football playing sons, and the other on our daughter, who if she looks anything like you, I will need to carry a gun to fight off all of those horny teenage boys. — Jennifer Foor
Good thing she didn't kick hard enough. My jewels are still intact! My meat is still edible! My tube steak is fully functional! The frank is still above the beans! — Jennifer Foor
How bad? Like, Cassie bad, or your idea of mischief? — Jennifer Foor