Jenn Cooksey Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 24 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Jenn Cooksey.
Famous Quotes By Jenn Cooksey
Bad sex is a fuckin' myth, like a goddamned legendary creature in some fuckin' sappy fairytale. — Jenn Cooksey
One: Enormous relief. Two: Fury. Three: Envy, because he's got a cigarette and I don't, — Jenn Cooksey
Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together ... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway. — Jenn Cooksey
Eight comes out of freaking nowhere with me suddenly wanting to just kiss his face. A lot. Like, I actually want to make-out with the arrogant son of a bitch. — Jenn Cooksey
I'm totally on Facebook, my alias is Invisible Nightmare. — Jenn Cooksey
Taking a deep breath and trying not to reveal my sudden feeling of inadequacy, I was about to come back with a counter offer when a knock on the window startled me and I did what I always do ... I squeaked, which Tristan thought was pretty hilarious. And for whatever reason, that embarrassed me. Nooo, not telling a guy I'd need gum in order to give him a blowjob, or being more than half-naked with a guy and almost having sex for the time, nor sitting on said guy's lap while he has an obvious erection ... no, none of that embarrasses me. Nope, squeaking like a timid mouse in front of him ... that's what turns my face bright red. I'm tellin' ya, I have issues. — Jenn Cooksey
True, but Little Sister is patient and she's always watching. — Jenn Cooksey
I love the little kids... they're my minions. — Jenn Cooksey
What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who've lost an archery match with cupid? — Jenn Cooksey
He and I speak the same language ... we just have different accents. — Jenn Cooksey
Just so you understand; he's using a scene from Buffy to ask me out!!!! — Jenn Cooksey
They say when you die, your life flashes before your eyes.
It's true.
Except all I can see is Cole.
Because he was my life. — Jenn Cooksey
Again, folks, you've been witness to one of the most seldom seen events in history ... I'm Chicken Larson saying good night, sleep tight and don't let the boogie man or a suicide blonde getchya. — Jenn Cooksey
The numbers are staggering. I swear I read somewhere that in every one thousand times a couple has unprotected sex, they'll get pregnant one billion times. — Jenn Cooksey
But we're worth it. We're worth trying. — Jenn Cooksey
I'm gonna take a minute here because you seriously need to understand how magnificent this guy is. — Jenn Cooksey
Oh God, my poor baby ... she's just as fucked up as I am. I love it! — Jenn Cooksey
Okay folks, what we have here is surely a never been seen before event. It looks like Satan herself has been called out by a - hey, how old is that walking corpse? — Jenn Cooksey
Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude ... she was fuckin' grisly. — Jenn Cooksey
Sarcasm. It's not just a form of speech; it's a dear friend. Oh, — Jenn Cooksey
Oh, you know ... staring down fear, laughing in the face of death, taking a ride in Hell, and in general, testing the waters of the unknown. — Jenn Cooksey
Uh, hello? I prefer recently reformed promiscuous reprobate. I'm just sayin', if we're gonna name call, let's just make sure we get 'em straight — Jenn Cooksey