Jason Krumbine Quotes & Sayings

Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam. — Jason Krumbine

Christian allegories are a dime a dozen. You can find them in any story, if you look hard enough. Even Harry Potter. — Jason Krumbine

Delusions are a vital part of my existence. — Jason Krumbine

Secrets and deceptions are the best foundation for a relationship, I don't care what anyone says. — Jason Krumbine

Oh, wait a minute, I was supposed to be cutting back on the self-delusion, wasn't I? Whoops. — Jason Krumbine

Denial is an essential part of my existence. Without it, I am nothing. — Jason Krumbine

Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't. — Jason Krumbine