Jason Diamond Quotes & Sayings

I lived through those books, songs, television shows, and movies - the way the characters talked, looked, acted. I thought that could translate over into reality, that I could make their world my world. I wanted so badly to run away from my life. But you can't bury yourself in other people's pages and scenes. You aren't David Copperfield or Tom Sawyer. Those love songs on the radio might speak to you, but they're not about you or the person you pine for. Life is not a John Hughes film. — Jason Diamond

I was racking up prescription slips like Boy Scout badges. What didn't I have? — Jason Diamond

to be a Cubs fan is both a birthright and a curse. — Jason Diamond