Heather McDonald Quotes & Sayings

My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately, I matured and was once very pleased with my mom as my parent and the career she had constructed for herself. — Heather McDonald

I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone. — Heather McDonald

God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom. — Heather McDonald

My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children. — Heather McDonald

My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too. — Heather McDonald

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny. — Heather McDonald

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island. — Heather McDonald

The most important thing as a comic and a creator is to have a robust standpoint. — Heather McDonald

My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up. — Heather McDonald

People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids' school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don't get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life! — Heather McDonald

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear. — Heather McDonald