Harper Bentley Quotes & Sayings

I quot the drink name because pouring fifteen different types of liquor into a glass of Coke does not an LIit make. But I learned an invaluable lesson that night: after one glass, who gives a shit anymore. Your taste buds sure don't. — Harper Bentley

His faded jeans sat low on his hips and he wore brown, lace-up boots. He also had on black reading glasses, and jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, he looked good. — Harper Bentley

You know, Chase, one of these days you're going to need me. You might need help changing a tire, or you can't figure out a gas pump, or, damn," she smacked her forehead, "you bought the wrong brand of spark plugs and need me to get you different ones, and you'll be sorry you were such a prick to me and didn't become my friend. — Harper Bentley

I'll say this much, I'm not going to lose her and I'll fight to get her back. But the time for that is not now, so I'll wait. — Harper Bentley

Love's a living thing that has to be fed for it to grow, it has to be pushed around a little to make it stronger, and in the end, because of these things, it will triumph. — Harper Bentley

So, I still say Batman is way better than Superman." She looked smugly at him.
"You're crazy," he said between bites totally taking her bait. "Superman is practically immortal unless he's exposed to Kryptonite. That's the only thing that can kill him. Batman's human. He's killable."
"Killable?" She snorted. "Is that even a word, Buddha Boy? — Harper Bentley

One day when I'm a physical therapist or whatever, I'll get to take care of your rickety, old body when your arm wears out from striking out everyone." "You wanna take care of my body, huh?" he asked, squeezing my had, looking over at me with a wicked gleam in his eyes, which totally left me flabbergasted. — Harper Bentley

Your not wanted here. You need to leave town while you still can bitch! Well, that's an example of a much-needed grammar lesson with a focus on contractions and comma usage right there. Good to see that the idiots still abound here in Serenity Point. I'll have to have a talk with Cassie and Lacey about the state of grammar affairs in the school system. — Harper Bentley

But if right now I had to choose between Kade or a serial killer having me, well, Jack the Ripper, c'mon — Harper Bentley

Is this my "getting over that person" moment? Am I over Jag? But it hasn't been nine and a half years yet. — Harper Bentley

From listening in on these chicks wax rhapsodic over these brothers, if they were anything less than Nick Bateman clones, well, then I'd be highly disappointed. — Harper Bentley

We sent so many risque pictures to each other that I was pretty sure after that year I could pick out Jag's penis in a police lineup any old day. — Harper Bentley

When I was seven, I'd asked my dad why he'd never remarried. He'd gotten a faraway look in his eyes and told me that once you found your reason to breathe, no one else could pass muster. — Harper Bentley

Serenity Point, where the excitement is just a naked eighty year old away. — Harper Bentley

Just what does one wear on a sorta, kind date with someone when you're in love with someone else? — Harper Bentley

I love you. Forever and a day. — Harper Bentley

I must've been a telemarketer in a previous life and now I'm being punished for it. — Harper Bentley

It's said there's nothing more beautiful than someone who smiles after struggling through tears.
Well, then I must be frickin' stunning — Harper Bentley