Hank Williams Jr. Quotes & Sayings

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life. — Hank Williams Jr.

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China. — Hank Williams Jr.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride. — Hank Williams Jr.

Country folks will survive — Hank Williams Jr.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do. — Hank Williams Jr.

I had a good friend in New York City. — Hank Williams Jr.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe? — Hank Williams Jr.

After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of The First Amendment
Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My Rowdy Friends are OUT OF HERE. It's been a great run. — Hank Williams Jr.

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child. — Hank Williams Jr.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house. — Hank Williams Jr.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time. — Hank Williams Jr.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made. — Hank Williams Jr.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living. — Hank Williams Jr.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me. — Hank Williams Jr.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills. — Hank Williams Jr.

Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts. — Hank Williams Jr.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history. — Hank Williams Jr.

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him! — Hank Williams Jr.

Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many. — Hank Williams Jr.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord. — Hank Williams Jr.

Hell, Justin and I even talking about recording a blues song sometime. — Hank Williams Jr.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn. — Hank Williams Jr.

My grandpa taught me how to live off the land. — Hank Williams Jr.

Why don't we all just get a long-neck? — Hank Williams Jr.

I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight. — Hank Williams Jr.

Have pity on a dinosaur. — Hank Williams Jr.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel. — Hank Williams Jr.

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense. — Hank Williams Jr.

Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life. — Hank Williams Jr.

Every time the media brings up the tea party, it's painted as racist and extremists
but there's never a backlash, no outrage to those comparisons ... Working-class people are hurting
and it doesn't seem like anybody cares. When both sides are high-fiving it on the ninth hole when everybody else is without a job
it makes a whole lot of us angry. Something has to change. The policies have to change. — Hank Williams Jr.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859? — Hank Williams Jr.

It's all over but the crying. — Hank Williams Jr.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots. — Hank Williams Jr.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between. — Hank Williams Jr.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on. — Hank Williams Jr.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five. — Hank Williams Jr.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound. — Hank Williams Jr.

It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone. — Hank Williams Jr.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues. — Hank Williams Jr.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne. — Hank Williams Jr.