Hank Ketcham Quotes & Sayings

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You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played. — Hank Ketcham

Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you! — Hank Ketcham

Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. — Hank Ketcham

Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around. — Hank Ketcham

No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate. — Hank Ketcham

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. — Hank Ketcham

Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out. — Hank Ketcham

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Whoever is in charge of such things had been sparing with his blessings on the moment Benno was born. He had neither looks nor wit nor skill. He was not large or strong, he could not sing; in fact, he had a stammer, which on most occasions left him self-consciously mute. One gift only had been given, a gift as simple as it is rare: the gift of pure goodness. He knew, unerringly, what was right, what was kind, what would make people happy, and he did it without fail. His goodness took no effort; there was no internal scale to be balanced. He hoped for no reward and feared no hell. He was not clever- in his final year of school before the teachers despaired of him, he was asked how he would equitably divide a half-pound loaf of bread among himself and two friends. He said he would go without and his two friends would each have a quarter pound, and neither threats of failure not the switch could persuade him to change his answer."
Author: Laura L. Sullivan

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