Hallgrimur Helgason Quotes & Sayings

At least God never showed his face in Iceland. Olie tells me it wasn't even created by him. No wonder it's the most peaceful country in the world. — Hallgrimur Helgason

No, it's not gun-holder, it's Gunhilda. — Hallgrimur Helgason

Seinfeld was typically American in that show. He was a pretty funny guy, but he had no sense of style. Tacky like a Texan tux. Tasteless dressing and tasteful jokes. That's Seinfeld for me. I would have preferred it the other way around. — Hallgrimur Helgason

(War either makes you a fascist or a fag.) — Hallgrimur Helgason

- So, what do you do?
- Nothing.
- What kind of nothing?
- The nothing kind of nothing. — Hallgrimur Helgason

I'll be dead after I die, and I was dead before I was born. Life is a break from death. You can't be dead all the time. — Hallgrimur Helgason

War kills everybody, including the ones who live. — Hallgrimur Helgason

I stare into the fridge. Like a mirrored image of myself. Cold and empty, and the lights come on only when you open the door. Otherwise ice-cold purring darkness. — Hallgrimur Helgason

It feels kind of cool to come back from work every day without having killed anybody. — Hallgrimur Helgason