H.M. Ward Quotes & Sayings

The client wants an innocent young girl and you will fulfill that role. He doesn't want to hear your life story or why you entered this line of business. You are forbidden to discuss weighty matters or your personal life. Do you understand? — H.M. Ward

You said cray cray."
"I'd say anything for you. — H.M. Ward

Tell me how he's kind and compassionate, about how he takes care of you and puts you first. Tell me about the height of the pedestal he's placed you on, and that you worry about falling off ... that he thinks too highly of you. That you're just a girl, but this man thinks you're more stunning than a star hung in the heavens. — H.M. Ward

The best decisions are the ones you can feel. They have no explanation - you just know. — H.M. Ward

If I was a little lighter and you were a little darker, maybe we could meet in the middle and have a real chance, but you're the sun and I'm the moon. We chase each other in the sky, but never meet for long. — H.M. Ward

Sean wrote that he prefers a woman with little experience so that he can take the time to teach her. What's that about? Altruism at its finest. He wants other guys to have better sex, so he teaches the new girl the ropes. That makes no sense. None of this does. There's a disconnect between this file and the guy I know. — H.M. Ward

Life occurs in segments, little bursts of time setting us on a course. Our little boat floats out into vast waters, sailing along until a storm comes to knock us off course - or worse. How many people are floating around, lost? I'm not even sure I am floating anymore. It's more like I'm trying to break my boat free from years of rot after it's been filled with sediment and settled on the ocean floor. — H.M. Ward

Col-lide: to come together with a solid or direct impact — H.M. Ward

It's stupid to rush things when you aren't ready. — H.M. Ward

You can't keep it no matter how much you beg. Dragons are not pets, Ivy. He laughed. — H.M. Ward

You know, there are two types of people-ones who live their lives, and ones whose lives live them. You need to be the former, not the latter. And right now, you are letting your life live you. It's crushing you and completely out of control. You can't just let life happen, not if you want some say in what happens to you. — H.M. Ward

You don't know who you are anymore. That's all right. It happens from time to time. It happened to me. — H.M. Ward

Fuck, No I'll handle this, i'm going to kick her ass and throw her out of the window. Then, I'll climb into my box and let your people clean up the mess. — H.M. Ward

What are you thinking in that beautiful head of yours? — H.M. Ward

Holy fuck. What a buncha stupid white boys. Why don't they just invite the whole fucking police force into the bar? Avery this has gotta stop. Like now — H.M. Ward

Maybe I'm too jumpy, too untrusting. The thing is, once something bad happens, there's no way to undo it. There's no erase button on life. I can't just click the delete key and start over. — H.M. Ward

You're lost, broken, and completely fucked up. You're not like me, but you want to be. The difference between us is that I still have hope and you lost yours a long time ago. — H.M. Ward

So, are you guys a thing? Have you seen his thing? — H.M. Ward

The future is always bright; it isn't until you get there that you realize it isn't. — H.M. Ward

Honesty is what makes a person. At the end of his life it's one of the things people remember. Your legacy isn't left by fame or fortune. It's left by the footprints of compassion and honesty. — H.M. Ward

When I met Millie, she was a hugger. She hugged over everything. I didn't. We came to an agreement that hugs are reserved for prolonged partings and death. That's it. At least, I thought that was our agreement. It seems like she's figured out how to steal hugs more frequently. Millie's turned into a hit and run hugger. — H.M. Ward

We're seriously going to drive to Jersey with a bird wearing a bra in the backseat? — H.M. Ward

Is that code for sex or are we really having coffee?" Peter laughs and feigns shock, putting his hand over his chest. "My God! Is that why all those women at Starbucks keep trying to have coffee with me? — H.M. Ward

Holy shit you're going to get killed by a rock star and two of the Ferro brothers, I can see the headlines now. Poor Little White Girl Never New What Hit Her. — H.M. Ward

You can't jump in the box, you lunatic.
"I'm so playing with the box."
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"Kids never want the toy, only the box — H.M. Ward

Most girls want the right guy. They aren't looking for a one-time thing. — H.M. Ward

You don't know him the way I do. He's not like that. A broken heart manifests differently in different people. Don't pretend to know how he feels or what he thinks. — H.M. Ward

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt. — H.M. Ward

I think things that i shouldn't.I dream things that i shouldn't.I want things that i shouldn't and it's all because of one thing
I do care about you. — H.M. Ward

Things changed. Maybe I didn't recognize what I felt then, but I do now. I'm a stupid girl who fell in love with her friend, and that's not even the worst part. The worst part is that I'll lose everything if I tell you. This little patch of happiness will wither and die, and it will be all my fault, because I couldn't keep my mouth shut. I'd rather have you as a friend than not at all. — H.M. Ward

There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something. — H.M. Ward

My mom thinks I'm the heroine in every book I write ... so I'm a demon possessed, call girl, vampire killing, elfin college student who likes to have sex in elevators.
Story of my life ... — H.M. Ward

I glance at him, wondering what kind of crazy sauce he ate to sit down next to me in here. — H.M. Ward

Like calls to like, soul calls to soul, — H.M. Ward

Give it a few years and you'll see. The difference between us is wire-thin and time is the enemy. His wife died and he blamed himself, he always has, no matter what the papers say. I suffered heartache that was caused by my own hand as well. The aftermath wasn't as gruesome, but the soul can't tell. It just knows she's gone and it's my fault. My heart dies within me, day-by-day, beat-by-beat. I hide it with a smile and wiseass comments, but my pain and suffering is mine and nothing will free me from it. I'm in a cage and there is no key. Sean's been imprisoned for too long. Nothing will set him free. No - not even you. — H.M. Ward

His shirt is covered in my sorrow and stained with my tears. — H.M. Ward

If you do what you've always done, you get what you've always gotten. If you want something different, then make something different. — H.M. Ward

People that are only there during the good times suck. I've had enough leeches in my life, and I'm grateful for the friends I have now. It hasn't escaped my notice that the people that I like the most are the kind that have been beaten by this life and didn't lie down, face first, in the dust. We gravitate toward one another. Maybe no one has an ordinary life, but since that's what I'm striving for, I'd rather not think about it. Chasing something that doesn't exist would completely suck. — H.M. Ward

I mean, what if you don't get over him? What if you just learn how to get on without him? People who've been in love have that haunted look in their eyes. It's like a piece of them is unattainable, forever held back and protected at all cost. — H.M. Ward

I've run out of options. Stay with the lying psycho or work for the other lying psycho. — H.M. Ward

I'm not sure that it's something that can be fixed. There are things like that, ya know? they can get you and you can't be who you were before. It doesn't matter if it's fixed or not. — H.M. Ward

Blood is power, and the heart consumed of one much loved is the most powerful thing of all. After all, what is love if you keep your heart? — H.M. Ward

There's something eternal about love and once it starts, it doesn't stop. There is no controlling it - love does what it wants when it wants. — H.M. Ward

It's not like I invited you. Oh, and shotgun. I'm not sitting next to the turkey. — H.M. Ward

I just wished they'd see Mari, their daughter. I wished they saw how much I liked art and how much I didn't want to dedicate my life to something I wasn't passionate about. — H.M. Ward

Everyone has a secret. Some people will do anything to protect it. — H.M. Ward

If it was going to kill me or carry me off, I thought it would have done so already. But it just sat there, looking at me. Its tail swooshed suddenly, and it felt like I was looking at an overgrown cat in reptile form. — H.M. Ward

Room. "Glad to see you're awake," he said. "I was starting to think it was foolish to try and heal you without using blood - with wounds like that, anyway - but you proved me wrong." Will sat at a small table across from her. His silhouette was outlined by a roaring fire. The — H.M. Ward

I'd give up everything for him, but then what? He has no job, I have no money, and we both live in a box. Love sucks. — H.M. Ward

Yes this is Mr. Ferro and Mr. Ferro is sort of grumpy, one hundred percent of the time. Please excuse me, I need to go find my box. — H.M. Ward

Bad days call for foods that are bad for your butt. — H.M. Ward

It's a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren't enough. — H.M. Ward

Okay, this conversation just crossed into Uncomfortable Land. — H.M. Ward

What do I do now?
I didn't think my heart could break any more than it already has.
The pieces still inside of me feel like broken glass.
Every time I take a breath, they stab into me.
It never ends ... — H.M. Ward

He's not a pet. He's an accident victim. — H.M. Ward

What'd you think would happen when you died? That the prophecy would just be over and we'd all be like, oops, guess we got that one wrong? — H.M. Ward

The darkness within her called to me. It's been my destruction and my savior, because it brought me to this woman and kept me coming back for more. — H.M. Ward

I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof. — H.M. Ward

Just because he's not like that doesn't mean he doesn't care. — H.M. Ward

Can he tell that I'm fucked up? Can he tell that I've been torn to pieces and put back together again? — H.M. Ward

The way I see it, we're all a little bit crazy, and that's what makes life interesting. — H.M. Ward

Her head titled to the side and her eyebrows crept up her face. It was her uh-durrr face, she was just too kind to actually say it to me. — H.M. Ward

You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras are C shells. — H.M. Ward

You're not alone, unless you choose to be." As she left my room, she said over her shoulder, "It's time to stop running. — H.M. Ward

Our eyes meet and the rest of the world melts away. — H.M. Ward

You are who you are. Deal with it. — H.M. Ward

I felt like a trophy child, someone he had around to show off. It felt like it was more important that his daughter was perfect - but, I was his daughter and I was neither of those things. I worked hard to get my grades, and I tried so hard to meet his expectations, but I failed. Over and over again, I fell short. I didn't measure up. That feeling never faded. — H.M. Ward

Brie's expiration date on revenge was never. — H.M. Ward

You can. Trust me, baby. I'll take care of you. Let go, let everything else fade away. As Sean speaks, his voice becomes deeper and more unguarded. — H.M. Ward

Well, that's what I'm here for, to save the world from suckage. — H.M. Ward

I want to get past this. I need to. It's been too long. My life is living me. — H.M. Ward

Most couples get married because it's time, not because they're in love. They might have money issues, parental pressure, or they're simply tired of being alone - so they pick Mr. Good Enough and tie the knot. — H.M. Ward

Love doesn't come along too often. Believe me, I know. When it does, only the foolish let it fade. Even if it is him. — H.M. Ward

I've tired so hard to stay away from you, buy your soul is so powerful. It can't be ignored. It calls to me. It's like trying to resist every lust you've ever suffered - all at once. I feel that every time I see you. — H.M. Ward

What kind of married couple uses a pole on their wedding night? — H.M. Ward

I'll never leave if you keep feeding me bacon every day, Peter says to Aunt Beth. — H.M. Ward

Fear is like love. It has the same depths, the same intensity. Sean — H.M. Ward

I'm rewarded, uh, I mean punished, with a slap to my backside. — H.M. Ward

He was foolish enough to fall completely in love with someone who didn't think he had a heart. — H.M. Ward

There's a big empty box filled with packaging peanuts and it's totally calling my name. — H.M. Ward

Don't make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will. — H.M. Ward

Anything that's worth having is worth fighting for. Love is a strange thing. It shows up when you least expect it and defies expectation. — H.M. Ward

No man won a woman's heart by running away. — H.M. Ward

There were many ways to lie without saying something that wasn't true. I was learning that the hard way. — H.M. Ward

You're like, a kick ass ninja of niceness. — H.M. Ward

That's why I love you. You transform my fucked-up mess into something wholesome. You're my light in the dark shit-storm of life. I adore you." He kisses my temple and rests his head on mine. "I always will. — H.M. Ward

When Peter lets go, he looks down at my arm. The scratches aren't deep. "Did it bite you?" I shake my head and wipe the tears away. Peter is trying so hard not to smile. "What happened? Were you guys fighting over a stall? — H.M. Ward

I had severe control freak tendencies, and when I had no control - I freaked out. — H.M. Ward

When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts a ring in a muffin? — H.M. Ward

Being normal is overrated. Normal gets you what - the dolt husband with the 2.5 kids and the house with the dog? You seriously want that? I mean, one of those kids is going to be really funny looking, by the way, all cut in half like that. Who wants half a kid? — H.M. Ward

Said I'd lose you if I wasn't careful, and then he took you away from me. I thought I'd lost you. — H.M. Ward

Light and dark ain't supposed to mix. They're like broccoli and chocolate - just nasty when you put them together - but that appears to be what's happening with you — H.M. Ward

She's a bitch. Fake people deserve to be treated like they're made of tin-or plastic. I recycle, it's OK. Besides, you know how I feel about robots. — H.M. Ward

At the same time, the idea of losing myself in him - of completely giving myself over to him - scares me. Fear holds me back. — H.M. Ward

He's grinning hard, showing a dimple on his cheek that I haven't seen in forever. — H.M. Ward

No matter what you do, you are that girl. It's how you become that girl that matters. — H.M. Ward

Tell me, where do I stand compared to Neil and the ankle biter over there? He's kind of hot, in a Howard the Duck kind of way — H.M. Ward

The thing is, once something bad happens, there's no way to undo it. There's no erase button on life — H.M. Ward

Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you going to shoot me and dump my body at captree? This is Getting old. — H.M. Ward

No, I was just trying to burn a hole in the side of your face with my laser vision. It didn't work. — H.M. Ward