H.J. Bellus Quotes & Sayings

I'm twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I'm the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all. — H.J. Bellus

Sam: I dated a cross eyed girl once but I dumped her cause I thought she was seeing someone else. — H.J. Bellus

Sometimes the hardest part is telling the world you've been dying silently on the inside every day, and only surviving by smiling and faking it. — H.J. Bellus

I'm pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch. — H.J. Bellus

Fairytales do exist if you're brave enough and have just the right dash of badass in you to chase them down and fight like a warrior to live them out." -Blue — H.J. Bellus

Never let a name or circumstances define you. Rise above it and one day you'll realize you're worth fighting for"

-That Girl. — H.J. Bellus

O to the M to the G! — H.J. Bellus

He looks like he can shit glitter and then make it rain sprinkles. — H.J. Bellus

complicated, Annie." "I'm seven. I'm practically a teenager." I laugh at that. "Stop laughing. I am. — H.J. Bellus

I saw your foner." "Foner?" "Your female boner. — H.J. Bellus

if you ever feel useless and defeated milly... just remember that you were once the fastest little spermie out of millions — H.J. Bellus