Grumpy Cat Quotes & Sayings

The best things in life are ... Annoying. — Grumpy Cat

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice. — Grumpy Cat

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second. — Grumpy Cat

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting. — Grumpy Cat

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it. — Grumpy Cat

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible. — Grumpy Cat

I've lived nine lives ... And this is the worst. — Grumpy Cat

Practice random acts of ... Grumpiness. — Grumpy Cat

I had peanut butter once. It was awful. — Grumpy Cat

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy. — Grumpy Cat

Revenge is a dish best served ... At every meal. — Grumpy Cat

Don't let the world ... Cheer you up. — Grumpy Cat

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February. — Grumpy Cat

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words ... Really terrible. — Grumpy Cat

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring." — Grumpy Cat

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots. — Grumpy Cat

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real. — Grumpy Cat

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests. — Grumpy Cat