George Gobel Quotes & Sayings

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. — George Gobel

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. — George Gobel

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. — George Gobel

Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes? — George Gobel

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye. — George Gobel

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. — George Gobel

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one — George Gobel

Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes? — George Gobel

Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar. — George Gobel