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I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. — Gary Delaney

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. — Gary Delaney

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. — Gary Delaney

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History conditioned you for epic-scale calamity. Once, when she was studying the death tolls of battles in World War I, she'd caught herself thinking, Only eight thousand men died here. Well, that's not many. Because next to, say, the million who died at the Somme, it wasn't. The stupendous numbers deadened you to the merely tragic, and history didn't average in the tame days for balance. On this day, no one in the world was murdered. A lion gave birth. Ladybugs launched on aphids. A girl in love daydreamed all morning, neglecting her chores, and wasn't even scolded."
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