Garon Whited Quotes & Sayings

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys. — Garon Whited

Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I'm making this up as I go. — Garon Whited

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric's Law of Lunch henceforth. — Garon Whited

Politics. From the Latin poly, meaning many, and tics, meaning blood-sucking parasites. That may be incorrect, but it's not wrong. — Garon Whited

Within this work are places where you will see I have done some unforgivably stupid things; here I can say only that I am not perfect. Throw stones if you must, but have a care for your own house! I also offer a part-excuse, part-explanation: I am subject to influences from my most recent meals. I have not edited those parts to make myself seem better than I am; they stand as they were written. — Garon Whited

I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books. — Garon Whited

...the whole 'know thyself' thing isn't a journey to a fixed destination. Learning about myself changes me, forcing me to learn more. 'Know thyself' isn't a goal; it's a road. — Garon Whited

You wouldn't dare!"
I cocked my head at him and thought about it.
"Why do people say that?" I asked. "I don't understand it. It's like demanding whatever it is actually be done. It's tantamount to daring me to do it. — Garon Whited

Sometimes, I think we're all idiots, rushing headlong into oblivion, shouting about how unfair it is while refusing to steer anywhere else. — Garon Whited

...please don't throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world. — Garon Whited

It's one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it. — Garon Whited

What else is love, but to give someone else happiness when you know your own is impossible? — Garon Whited

I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.
I'm a vampire. We're allowed to do that. It's in all the brochures. — Garon Whited

Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial sensibilities regarding good universe design. — Garon Whited

There are generally at least three sides to any story, though."
"Three?"
"One side, the other side, and the truth. — Garon Whited

Never push a nice guy. Nice guys turn into the scariest sons of bitches when you push them too far. — Garon Whited

How quickly the new and strange becomes old and familiar. — Garon Whited

While it's possible I just got sick and she arranged for me to be cleaned up and cared for - much as I do, or did, for my undergraduate friends - I have no idea why she might benefact me thus. I don't have a lot of faith in the milk of human kindness; it's generally been left out too long. Then again, I also didn't see why she might spend a night in drunken revels with me, either. I'm no prize, unless you count door prizes. Well, — Garon Whited

put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She's a magician; it might be loaded. — Garon Whited

... being offended doesn't, by itself, make me right. — Garon Whited

What's fair and what's true often bear no resemblance to each other. — Garon Whited

The Internet is an evil thing, — Garon Whited

Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It's amazing how it comes back around to you. — Garon Whited

I don't much care for the idea of being dead. It makes me nervous. I'm allergic to dying; I break out in screaming. — Garon Whited