Gabrielle Tozer Quotes & Sayings

I look like a lobster, don't I? — Gabrielle Tozer

Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing. — Gabrielle Tozer

When you're single it can seem like everyone else comes in pairs. — Gabrielle Tozer

Oi, doll, ignore him,' said Sia, using a notebook to fan her face. 'Sweet lord, I'm like a human hot-water bottle wrapped in doona in front of a heater at the moment. And did I tell you about the constant farting? — Gabrielle Tozer

That anonymous coward is probably forty years old with raging BO and still living in his mum's granny flat — Gabrielle Tozer

Without even realising or trying, you got me. — Gabrielle Tozer

Step away from the camembert. — Gabrielle Tozer

One troll called me 'Slutty the bush skankaroo'. — Gabrielle Tozer

The letters Y, E and S danced on my tongue and shimmied between my teeth. — Gabrielle Tozer

Being a writer is 1% inspiration, 50% perspiration and 49% explaining you're not a millionaire like J.K.Rowling. — Gabrielle Tozer

Only our pinkie fingers were laced together, but it was enough to send shudders of electricity through my hand. — Gabrielle Tozer

The way he teased me made me feel tingly and giggly, like I'd had champagne for breakfast. — Gabrielle Tozer