G.L. Tomas Quotes & Sayings

I'd rather wake up to a blanket full of spiders than for my new roomie to catch me with an accidental hard-on. — G.L. Tomas

Sai-Liber is my family name.Much like Wayfairer.You may call me Tetraphrimaportacheeq.It is much simpler."
To who? I'd barely got it out the first time. — G.L. Tomas

And yet this close, it took great effort to take my eyes off of him. — G.L. Tomas

Brittany was "hot".Perhaps she was.She wore many layers and summer weather was still in reach. — G.L. Tomas

Is oral sex bad? — G.L. Tomas

Closed mouths didn't get fed. — G.L. Tomas

backseat of Kip's car after this one time he sat in something he'd rather not admit to. It — G.L. Tomas

When she ignored me, I had no choice. Was it a suicide mission? Yes. Was I evil for exploiting her only weakness? Probably. She had left me no choice. It was go hard or go home. — G.L. Tomas

I freaking love this girl — G.L. Tomas

We teased each other all the time, so we were harmless, but I never missed the chance to tell her that her man was lucky. — G.L. Tomas

He pulled his mouth from mine, and it confused me. Hell, looking into his eyes now baffled me. "Greene, you're gonna make me ruin you." "So ruin me. — G.L. Tomas

but I'd only had sex once my entire life. And it'd been great. All five minutes of it. — G.L. Tomas

I wanted a partner; I wanted it to be sweet. But sometimes the need couldn't wait. Sometimes the need made me a monster. — G.L. Tomas

I still don't think monogamy is for everyone. But it's worked for us. And I wasn't ashamed to admit Teddy still gave me butterflies sometimes. When — G.L. Tomas

Wait a second, Naima. We should stop. I don't want you to think we have to do anything we can't walk back from. — G.L. Tomas

I meditate daily for a total of three hours, — G.L. Tomas

didn't know a person alive that can hold onto a hundred bucks for an entire year when you had a penchant for all things Avatar. That glider replica I bought — G.L. Tomas

But it's Timothy Ferreiro if you're nasty. — G.L. Tomas

the odds be ever in your favor, — G.L. Tomas

I sat down with little time to prepare for my back being ambushed by the wintry digits otherwise known as Tetra's toes. — G.L. Tomas

That dress does not fit you." Margaret laughed and tried to zip the dress up again, swearing when the zipper broke. — G.L. Tomas

It was the guy from the counter. — G.L. Tomas

The guy had a load of piercings, including an eye-grabbing one on his lower left lip. Not that I was looking, but if I were? I'd say it brought a lot of attention to his mouth. — G.L. Tomas

I'm just happy we're cool. I just want to go back to being the type of friends who have fun. Give each other rides. Bury dead bodies together. Be each other's alibis. — G.L. Tomas

So,like,what if she wakes up one night with an uncontrollable need to hook up with me?"
When my mom had wiped the tears from her eyes and caught her breath from laughing,she patted my face the way you pet an animal that you might find pathetic but in a cute kind of way.
"Sterling,honey?I'm almost positive you won't have that problem. — G.L. Tomas

She must have been a soccer player or tennis or something 'cause she was definitely packing "the Serena. — G.L. Tomas

Confession: I've wanted to do that since the day that I met you. — G.L. Tomas

trying to embarrass me? You don't ask for bags at a farmer's market. Is you crazy? — G.L. Tomas

I was down on the floor in a pile of DVDs and mixtapes, faced with 135 pounds (or was it 145?) of angry mom. She pressed hard on my chest with her foot, — G.L. Tomas

I was mortified when I ran into Kip Matherstein, who I was sure would rag on me. Instead, he spent the next twenty minutes helping me calm her down. — G.L. Tomas