Franklin P. Jones Quotes & Sayings

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. — Franklin P. Jones

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. — Franklin P. Jones

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. — Franklin P. Jones

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something. — Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business. — Franklin P. Jones

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. — Franklin P. Jones

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money. — Franklin P. Jones

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not. — Franklin P. Jones

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to. — Franklin P. Jones

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. — Franklin P. Jones

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it. — Franklin P. Jones

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet. — Franklin P. Jones

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. — Franklin P. Jones

Sex is a two-way treat. — Franklin P. Jones

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger. — Franklin P. Jones

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses. — Franklin P. Jones

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. — Franklin P. Jones

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely. — Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice. — Franklin P. Jones

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day. — Franklin P. Jones

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. — Franklin P. Jones

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there. — Franklin P. Jones